Gun(boat) Democracy

Yesterday Umberto Bossi, leader of the Lega Nord party, declared in Verbania that the ballots being prepared for the coming Italian elections are “unclear” and “prone to generate errors”. He then stated:

“Se necessario, per fermare i romani che hanno stampato queste schede elettorali che sono una vera porcata, e non permettono di votare in semplicità e chiarezza, potremmo anche imbracciare i fucili.”

Concluding then:

“Volevo dire che noi alla democrazia ci teniamo e che democraticamente reagiremo a ogni tentativo di impedire la chiarezza e la regolarità in cabina elettorale.”

Which in English would be (my translation – could well sound a bit less illiterate than the original):

“If needed, in order to stop people from Rome who printed these ballots which are a real junk, and don’t allow to vote clearly and in a simple way, we could as well make use of rifles.”


“I wanted to say that we are attached to democracy and we will democratically react to every attempt to prevent clarity and lawfulness in the electoral booth.”

I must say I’m relieved to hear that Lega Nord members are so attached to democratic values, and would thus limit themselves to accepted democratic procedures like the use of guns and rifles. It seems therefore that their use of nuclear weapons in order to prevent, e.g., illegal electoral propaganda, can be excluded.

I conclude adding that apparently, some Lega Nord enthusiasts, having found several flaws in the pencils being prepared for the elections, are proceeding to a hasty substitution of the same (see photo). However, it seems that a Lega Nord representative had declared that the methods employed are not likely to result in any unwanted casualty.


4 Responses to “Gun(boat) Democracy”

  1. C’è in questi giorni un certo mormorio in rete. Si parla sottovoce di rimonta del PD: noi di abbiamo qualche dato che avvalora l’impressione, nonostante sia proibito divulgare sondaggi. Date un occhio alla nostra analisi!
    P.S. Roberto, ti ho segnalato a Zambardino e l’altro giorno ti ha pubblicato si Netmonitor! Visto che roba?

  2. They want to cut off those malicious rubber ends! They could be used to erase votes for Lega. The Romans are sneaky, don’t you know?

  3. Roberto Says:

    @ sinigagl: sulla possibile rimonta del PD vedro’ di pubblicare un post a breve. Non ho sondaggi di prima mano, ma dalle statistiche si puo’ forse trarre qualche conclusione. Grazie per la segnalazione.

    @ Caminadella: I just read that Lombardo from MPA want to pick up Sicilian guns as well. The sneaky Romans will be probably caught in the crossfire.

  4. […] Bossi was rigth! The ballots were really treacherous and confusing. Millions of Italians have been cheated! […]

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